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Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

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ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

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*~Creamy Vegan Pasta~*

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Yummmmm!!! Thanks for these 👍❤️

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If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.

If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.

If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.

If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.

If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.

If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.

If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.

If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.

And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.

Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?

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This. Fuck.

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the real question is how did they not realize that she was Emma Watson

I think we all know who’s behind this

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Air Snape makes a sassy comeback

#Snape on a plane

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"this ground smells really.. JUST KIDDING CHECK DIS BITCHES"

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I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG GOODBYE.

lackyannie:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG GOODBYE.

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this whole gif is just perfect

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hav fun wit that i aint savin u when the kraken come out dat bitch n eat u

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squaresvegan and gluten free peach crispvegan banana oatmeal wafflesvegan crepesvegan nutella granolawhole grain pancakesLUNCH:apple cinnamon breadasian chicken saladbaked parmesan zucchini chipsbaked sweet potato fries with honey mustard dipping saucebaked zucchini friesbbq cauliflower bitesbbq tuna frittersbread biscuitsburmese shrimp and cucumber saladcaribbean chicken saladcoconut shrimp lettuce wrapscorn fritterscrispy eggplant with spicy tomato saucecrock pot baked beansdairy free potato saladeasy bean saladfajitasgarlic white bean basil hummus and homemade toasted pita chipsgrilled fish tacosgrilled zucchini pizzahawaian chicken kabobshealthy french friesmargherita pizzamarinated vegetable saladportobello mushroom friesquinoa tortillarustic vegan pizzaskinny tuna melt soft pretzelsspinach and wild rice saladsushisushi saladsweet potato chipstaco saladtortilla chipstuna saladvegan avocado stuffed with quinoa saladvegan falafelvegetarian sandwichesvegetarian sloppy joeswhole wheat and honey pizza crustwild rice and mushroom saladwild rice, spinach and avocado saladDINNER:acorn squash and black bean quesidillas baked basil zucchinibaked macaroni and cheesebaked salmonbaked squashbaked turkey burgersbalsamic grilled summer vegetables with basil quinoa saladbbq lime and mango turkeybbq rosemary sweet potatoblack bean burritoblack beans and riceblack bean veggie burgersbroccoli and sundried tomato pastachicken, avocado saladchicken nuggetschick pea burgerscitrus grilled chickendinner rollsfarmers market saladfarro salad with roasted mushrooms and parmesanfried rice with cashewsgarlic and lime shrimpgarlic and parmesan turkey meatballsgarlic and rosemary chickengarlic roasted red potato wedgesgnocchigrilled shrimp with garlic and cilantrogrilled tuna and couscous saladhealthy chicken parmesan wrapshealthy stuffed mushroomsmexican twice baked potatoesmoroccan apricot chicken tendersmushroom pizza with caramalised onionsoven fried eggplantpeanut noodle stir frypecan crusted dover solepineapple pork kebobspork fried riceportobello musroom pizzasred lentil cauliflower burgerroasted rosemary root vegetablesroasted vegetable salad with feta and chickpeassauteed garlic and tomato lentil saladseasoned potato wedgesslow cooker meatloafslow cooker pineapple chicken verde slow cooker pulled pork sandwichesslow cooker rosemary chicken slow cooker two bean chickenslow roasted vegetablessouthwestern quinoa pasta saladsticky ricethai spiced bbq shrimptuna stuffed zucchinivegan chick pea casserolevegan corn breadvegan lasagnavegan mac and cheeseveggie lasagnazucchini sticksDESERT: 3 ingredient peanut butter ice cream5 minute banana ice creamapple piebaked applebanana almond and chocolate ice creambanana berry soft servebanana split cheesecake bitesblueberries and cream popsicleblueberry-pomegranate ice lolliesblueberry strawberry banana ice cream cakechocolate hazelnut ice creamchocolate mint cookie dough biteschocolate moussechocolate puddingcinnamon vanilla almond butter banana popsclean eating nutella ice creamcoconut almond fudgecoconut trufflescookie dough ice creamcreamy baked pearsdairy-free fudgesiclesfruity popsiclesgreek yogurt cupcakesgreek yogurt thin mint cupcakesgrilled peaches with gingersnapshealthy banana foster healthy brownie healthy key lime tarts honey wholewheat chocolate chip banana breadmini protein cheesecakemocha banana ice creamno bake cookie dough bitesno bake peanut butter nuggetsnutella fudge popspaleo brownie cupcakespecan piepeanut butter and chocolate ice creampeppermint meringuespina colada ice creampremium poached peachesraspberry nutella tartsraw carrot cake raw tropical ice creamroasted maple papayastrawberry ice creamsweet potato pie thick and fudgey browniesvanilla ice creamvegan and gluten free, peanut butter, caramel cheesecake vegan and gluten free, peanut butter and chocolate chip banana vegan nutella bitesvegan strawberry scone tartsbreadwatermelon tartSNACKS:88 healthy snacks under 100kcal100% real fruit roll upsalmond butter protein barsalmond clif barsalmond joy cookiesalmond joy energy bitesalmond joys apple cupcakes apple pie larabarsapples peanut butter slicesbanana bitesbanana bread larabar bitesbanana chocolate chip donutsbbq roasted chickpeasberry oat cupscandied pecanscaramel chewscaramel popcorncauliflower popcornchocolate barchocolate chip ballschocolate chip cookie dough larabarschocolate chip cookieschocolate larabarscinnamon fruit kebobscinnamon raisin peanut butter oat bran muffinsclean eating peanut butter cupsclean eating samoascoconut chocolate chip cookiescoconut cream larabarscoconut date barscoconut strawberry muffinscranberry coconut donutscranberry filled ginger bread muffinscranberry pistachio energy bitescranberry thumbprint cookiescrunchy granola barsdark chocolate covered coconut almond granola barseggplant chipsfrozen banana bitesfrozen fruit popsfrozen yogurt blackberries frozen yogurt strawberriesfruity fun skewersginger bread granola barsgluten free coconut cookiesgluten free snickerdoodlesgrain free blondiesgrain free energy biteshealthy chocolate chip cookieshealthy coconut banana breadhealthy ginger bread cookieshealthy oatmeal cookieshealthy peanut butter cookieshealthy peanut butter oatmeal cookieshealthy sugar cookieshigh protein energy biteshomemade cliff barskettle cornkey lime larabarskind barsmaple cinnamon roasted chickpeasmeringue cookies no bake healthy protein barsno bake nutella protein cookiesnutella thumbprint cookiesoatmeal, raisin, peanut butter ballspeanut butter banana muffinspeanut butter chocolate chip donutspeanut butter chocolate chip larabarspeanut butter cookie dough bitespeanut butter cookiespeanut butter cupspeanut butter granola barspizza roll upspumpkin seed power barsroasted chick peas skinny coconut cupcakesstrawberry and mango fruit roll uptropical popsiclesvegan and gluten free quinoa and cranberry energy bars
DRINKS:apple pie smoothiebanana spice smoothieberry watermelon smoothieblueberry banana smoothieblueberry coconut water frosty chocolate cranberry smoothie chocolate milkshakecitrus frosty coco-berry smoothiecoconut hot chocolatecranberry and banana smoothiefresh orange juice smoothiefruity lemonadegrapefruit pink smoothie green lemon and pineapple smoothiegreen tea mango smoothiehealthy vegan breakfast smoothieimmunity builder smoothiemocha coconut frappuccinomocha madness recovery shakepeanut butter, banana green smoothieperfect peach smoothiepurpose smoothies strawberry banana green smoothiestrawberry, blueberry smoothiestrawberry lemonade frostystrawberry shortcake smoothie sweet pomegranate smoothie sweet potato hot cocoatasty fruit smoothietropical smoothietropical smoothie peanut paradisevegan almond butter banana shakevegan cashew ripple strawberry shakevegan chamomile banana shakevegan chocolate raspberry smoothievegan chocolate s’mores shakevegan chocolate, strawberry, banana shakevegan double chocolate chip shakevegan peaches and cream smoothie vegan peachy hemp protein smoothievegan red, white and blue smoothievegan secret ingredient matcha shakevegan secret ingredient vanilla shakevegan wild blueberry shake virgin peachy lychee daiquiriwatermelon frostywhipped strawberry lemonadeCONDIMENTS: almond-peanut butterbbq saucechocolate peanut buttercrock pot apple sauceeasy crock pot tomato saucefig jam with lavender, thyme and walnutshummusketchupmaple vanilla almond butternutellapeanut butter fruit dipspinach dipvegan nutellaBASICS: almond milk and flourbreadbread crumbscoconut buttercondensed milk hazelnut milkhemp milkhousewarming breadpizza doughultimate granola guideGREAT HEALTHY FOOD BLOGS: displayed by calorieseverythingdesserts

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BREAKFAST:
almond butter chocolate chip baked oatmeal
almond joy granola
almond joy waffles
apple cinnamon baked oatmeal
apple cinnamon granola
apple spice oatmeal pancakes
apple stuffed french toast 
baby step buns 
banana bread oatmeal

banana pancakes
breakfast bread
cranberry coconut granola
dairy and gluten free pancakes
double whole grain pancakes
eggie veggie bake
egg white crepes
egg white veggie omelet
english muffins
fluffy canadian pancakes
ginger bread granola
ginger bread oatmeal
ginger bread pancakes
gluten free banana bread pancakes
gluten free coconut pancakes
granola
healthy poptarts
high protein breakfast cookies
honey cloud pancakes
honey nut breakfast cookies
maple vanilla almond granola
maple vanilla almond waffles
oatmeal breakfast cookie
oatmeal pancakes
pancakes 
peanut butter and jelly pancakes
peanut butter banana breakfast cookies
peanut butter cup granola
peanut butter granola
strawberry banana baked oatmeal
strawberry banana waffles
turkey breakfast sausage
vegan banana strawberry oatmeal squares
vegan and gluten free peach crisp
vegan banana oatmeal waffles
vegan crepes
vegan nutella granola
whole grain pancakes

LUNCH:
apple cinnamon bread
asian chicken salad
baked parmesan zucchini chips
baked sweet potato fries with honey mustard dipping sauce
baked zucchini fries
bbq cauliflower bites
bbq tuna fritters
bread biscuits
burmese shrimp and cucumber salad
caribbean chicken salad
coconut shrimp lettuce wraps
corn fritters
crispy eggplant with spicy tomato sauce
crock pot baked beans
dairy free potato salad
easy bean salad
fajitas
garlic white bean basil hummus and homemade toasted pita chips
grilled fish tacos
grilled zucchini pizza
hawaian chicken kabobs
healthy french fries
margherita pizza
marinated vegetable salad
portobello mushroom fries
quinoa tortilla
rustic vegan pizza
skinny tuna melt 
soft pretzels
spinach and wild rice salad
sushi
sushi salad
sweet potato chips
taco salad
tortilla chips
tuna salad
vegan avocado stuffed with quinoa salad
vegan falafel
vegetarian sandwiches
vegetarian sloppy joes
whole wheat and honey pizza crust
wild rice and mushroom salad
wild rice, spinach and avocado salad

DINNER:
acorn squash and black bean quesidillas 
baked basil zucchini
baked macaroni and cheese
baked salmon
baked squash
baked turkey burgers
balsamic grilled summer vegetables with basil quinoa salad
bbq lime and mango turkey
bbq rosemary sweet potato
black bean burrito
black beans and rice
black bean veggie burgers
broccoli and sundried tomato pasta
chicken, avocado salad
chicken nuggets
chick pea burgers
citrus grilled chicken
dinner rolls
farmers market salad
farro salad with roasted mushrooms and parmesan
fried rice with cashews
garlic and lime shrimp
garlic and parmesan turkey meatballs
garlic and rosemary chicken
garlic roasted red potato wedges
gnocchi
grilled shrimp with garlic and cilantro
grilled tuna and couscous salad
healthy chicken parmesan wraps
healthy stuffed mushrooms
mexican twice baked potatoes
moroccan apricot chicken tenders
mushroom pizza with caramalised onions
oven fried eggplant
peanut noodle stir fry
pecan crusted dover sole
pineapple pork kebobs
pork fried rice
portobello musroom pizzas
red lentil cauliflower burger
roasted rosemary root vegetables
roasted vegetable salad with feta and chickpeas
sauteed garlic and tomato lentil salad
seasoned potato wedges
slow cooker meatloaf
slow cooker pineapple chicken verde 
slow cooker pulled pork sandwiches
slow cooker rosemary chicken 
slow cooker two bean chicken
slow roasted vegetables
southwestern quinoa pasta salad
sticky rice
thai spiced bbq shrimp
tuna stuffed zucchini
vegan chick pea casserole
vegan corn bread
vegan lasagna
vegan mac and cheese
veggie lasagna
zucchini sticks


DESERT: 
3 ingredient peanut butter ice cream
5 minute banana ice cream
apple pie

baked apple
banana almond and chocolate ice cream
banana berry soft serve
banana split cheesecake bites
blueberries and cream popsicle
blueberry-pomegranate ice lollies
blueberry strawberry banana ice cream cake
chocolate hazelnut ice cream
chocolate mint cookie dough bites
chocolate mousse
chocolate pudding
cinnamon vanilla almond butter banana pops
clean eating nutella ice cream
coconut almond fudge
coconut truffles
cookie dough ice cream
creamy baked pears
dairy-free fudgesicles
fruity popsicles
greek yogurt cupcakes
greek yogurt thin mint cupcakes
grilled peaches with gingersnaps
healthy banana foster 
healthy brownie 
healthy key lime tarts 
honey wholewheat chocolate chip banana bread
mini protein cheesecake
mocha banana ice cream
no bake cookie dough bites
no bake peanut butter nuggets
nutella fudge pops
paleo brownie cupcakes
pecan pie
peanut butter and chocolate ice cream
peppermint meringues
pina colada ice cream
premium poached peaches
raspberry nutella tarts
raw carrot cake 
raw tropical ice cream
roasted maple papaya
strawberry ice cream
sweet potato pie 
thick and fudgey brownies
vanilla ice cream
vegan and gluten free, peanut butter, caramel cheesecake 
vegan and gluten free, peanut butter and chocolate chip banana 
vegan nutella bites
vegan strawberry scone tarts
bread

watermelon tart

SNACKS:
88 healthy snacks under 100kcal
100% real fruit roll ups
almond butter protein bars
almond clif bars
almond joy cookies
almond joy energy bites
almond joys 
apple cupcakes 
apple pie larabars
apples peanut butter slices
banana bites
banana bread larabar bites
banana chocolate chip donuts
bbq roasted chickpeas
berry oat cups
candied pecans
caramel chews
caramel popcorn
cauliflower popcorn
chocolate bar
chocolate chip balls
chocolate chip cookie dough larabars
chocolate chip cookies
chocolate larabars
cinnamon fruit kebobs
cinnamon raisin peanut butter oat bran muffins
clean eating peanut butter cups
clean eating samoas
coconut chocolate chip cookies
coconut cream larabars
coconut date bars
coconut strawberry muffins
cranberry coconut donuts
cranberry filled ginger bread muffins
cranberry pistachio energy bites
cranberry thumbprint cookies
crunchy granola bars
dark chocolate covered coconut almond granola bars
eggplant chips
frozen banana bites
frozen fruit pops
frozen yogurt blackberries 
frozen yogurt strawberriesfruity fun skewers
ginger bread granola bars
gluten free coconut cookies
gluten free snickerdoodles
grain free blondies
grain free energy bites
healthy chocolate chip cookies
healthy coconut banana bread
healthy ginger bread cookies
healthy oatmeal cookies
healthy peanut butter cookies
healthy peanut butter oatmeal cookies
healthy sugar cookies
high protein energy bites
homemade cliff bars
kettle corn
key lime larabars
kind bars
maple cinnamon roasted chickpeas
meringue cookies 
no bake healthy protein bars
no bake nutella protein cookies
nutella thumbprint cookies
oatmeal, raisin, peanut butter balls
peanut butter banana muffins
peanut butter chocolate chip donuts
peanut butter chocolate chip larabars
peanut butter cookie dough bites
peanut butter cookies
peanut butter cups
peanut butter granola bars
pizza roll ups
pumpkin seed power bars
roasted chick peas 
skinny coconut cupcakes
strawberry and mango fruit roll up
tropical popsicles
vegan and gluten free quinoa and cranberry energy bars


DRINKS:
apple pie smoothie
banana spice smoothie
berry watermelon smoothie
blueberry banana smoothie
blueberry coconut water frosty 
chocolate cranberry smoothie 
chocolate milkshake
citrus frosty 
coco-berry smoothie
coconut hot chocolate
cranberry and banana smoothie
fresh orange juice smoothie
fruity lemonade
grapefruit pink smoothie 
green lemon and pineapple smoothie
green tea mango smoothie
healthy vegan breakfast smoothie
immunity builder smoothie
mocha coconut frappuccino
mocha madness recovery shake
peanut butter, banana green smoothie
perfect peach smoothie
purpose smoothies 
strawberry banana green smoothie
strawberry, blueberry smoothie
strawberry lemonade frosty
strawberry shortcake smoothie 
sweet pomegranate smoothie 
sweet potato hot cocoa
tasty fruit smoothie
tropical smoothie
tropical smoothie peanut paradise
vegan almond butter banana shake
vegan cashew ripple strawberry shake
vegan chamomile banana shake

vegan chocolate raspberry smoothie
vegan chocolate s’mores shake
vegan chocolate, strawberry, banana shake
vegan double chocolate chip shake
vegan peaches and cream smoothie 
vegan peachy hemp protein smoothie
vegan red, white and blue smoothie
vegan secret ingredient matcha shake
vegan secret ingredient vanilla shake
vegan wild blueberry shake 
virgin peachy lychee daiquiri
watermelon frosty
whipped strawberry lemonade

CONDIMENTS: 
almond-peanut butter
bbq sauce
chocolate peanut butter
crock pot apple sauce
easy crock pot tomato sauce
fig jam with lavender, thyme and walnuts
hummus
ketchup
maple vanilla almond butter
nutella
peanut butter fruit dip
spinach dip
vegan nutella


BASICS: 
almond milk and flour
bread
bread crumbs
coconut butter
condensed milk 
hazelnut milk
hemp milk
housewarming bread
pizza dough
ultimate granola guide


GREAT HEALTHY FOOD BLOGS: 
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